Watch out LeBron James. Prepare yourself Kevin Durant. Say your prayers and eat your vitamins Kobe Bryant.
The next great NBA basketball star is on the rise and his name is Ted Tassel.
Ted Tassel is almost 8 feet tall with a sweet jump shot and the ability to pop off the floor to block shots with ease. He also has
a tremendous ear for the game and a husky build that allows him to harvest points by the bushel.
The only way to stop Ted Tassel on the court is to not allow him to drink any water. Without enough water, Ted Tassel can dry up and wilt away.
Ted Tassel was adequately hydrated when he made his on-court debut during the mascot game at halftime of the Minnesota Gophers big win over the Iowa Hawkeyes on Tuesday.
Seriously, check out those moves! How long before Air Jordan’s are yesterday’s news and Ted Tassel’s are the new shoe that every teenager begs their parents to buy?